MegaLaw Lawyer Joke 11/5/01

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Two brothers, one a lawyer and the other an account, both represented a Mafia boss. One day, the mob boss said to the lawyer, "You tell your brother I'm missing two million dollars and I want to know where my money is."

The lawyer translated this for his brother (who happened to be a deaf mute.

The mob boss later approached the lawyer, "What did he say," asked the mob boss.

The lawyer explained that his brother honored and respected the boss and would never take a dime. At that point, the boss took out his gun and put it to the accountant's head. He then told the lawyer to find out where his money was, or he'd put a bullet in his brother.

Again the lawyer translated the message to his brother, who began shaking. The accountant then explained to his brother in sign language, "Okay, okay, the money is hidden in my closet."

The mob boss looked at the lawyer for the answer, to which the lawyer responded, "He said you don't have the guts."

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